We often discuss or allude to infidelity, probably because we are childless (child-free?) and cheating seems to be a fact of American wedding life -- not a question of "if", but "when".

He says that between the two of us, it's more likely that he'll cheat because he's "the one who does stupid shit" whereas I just...don't.

The sentiment, though incredibly sweet, has me feeling guilty and undeserving.